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I have a gift for you as well. Your life. And the lives of your wise masters. But I also want something in return. You will release every slave in Yunkai. Every man, woman, and child shall be given as much food, clothing, and property as they can carry as payment for their years of servitude.

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

green-sherlocked:

THIS IS A SOPHISTICATED SHOW

Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

lesbroh:

“Lion Cub Gives Us His Best Roar”


SO.

MUCH.

CUTE.

fat-birds:

Linford and Christie the Baby Burrowing Owls.

I hate my friends

blowmeharry:

simplyyriaax:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

Lmfao dead

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